quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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