why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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