i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is my gift to your gina
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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