wat bout pragnant strippers??
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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