If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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