Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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