After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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