i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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