STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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