dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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