I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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