I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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