pedialite and red bull = repair kit
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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