Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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