I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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