office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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