He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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