Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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