whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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