Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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