after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
