We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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