dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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