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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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