im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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