There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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