Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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