This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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