Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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