Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
is it fun? or sober?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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