i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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