Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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