And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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