i just google imaged poop.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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