He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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