69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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