Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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