let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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