this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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