Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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