It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
you never un-have a 4some
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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