I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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