Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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