I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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