She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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