Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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