Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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