So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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