Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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