it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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