fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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