Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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