letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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